Get out of anything
The Go-To Place to Send ‘Get-Out-Of-Anything’ Cards — Funny, Fierce or Full-On Tragic
It’s purpose? To help its owner navigate the world with a dash of humour.
Premium gold cards that can be slipped into a greeting card or sent directly in the post to help someone laugh (or cry-laugh) through it.
Laann
Kylie
Clare
Bobbie
Paul
Linda
Kirsty
Maria
Kaitlyn
How It Works
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Pick your card – Choose the excuse that gets you out of trouble (or a cheeky gift for someone else).
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We pack it up with love (and zero judgment) – Signed, sealed and slightly inappropriate.
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Sit back and smile – Your recipient opens it and laughs.
You? Off the hook.
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Badge – My Oncologist Does My Hair
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Bald And Bougie Cancer Badge
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Brain Tumour Tumor Card
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Cancer Card
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Cancer Pass
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Cornwall “all bottled up” holiday kit / gift
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Cornwall All Bottled Up
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Dicky Ticker Card
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Heart Attack Card
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Im Sorry My Dad Died Card
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Im Sorry My Husband Wife Brother Sister Died
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Im Sorry My Mum Died Card
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My friend has/had cancer Be nice to her/him
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My tit*ies are shi**y Badge
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No cancer chat today
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Wedding Celebration Tin
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A little bit About Me...
Hi my name is Vicky and I am the proud owner of Get Out of Anything Cards.
I am a mum, wife, daughter, sister, friend and cancer survivor and this fun and cheeky card business came about following my own cancer diagnosis in 2021.
During and after my 3 years of chemotherapy, hormone therapy, radiotherapy, preventative chemo and multiple surgeries I like lots of us found dark humour the best way of dealing with it all.
“Pulling” the cancer card to get out of things I didn’t want to do (or get the things I did!) gave me the idea to made a physical one of my own!
After a few designs this special card then turned into the Gold card you see today
Requests for different conditions now mean I have a portfolio of around 80 cards and variations.
As with all of these cards it is not to belittle the condition/disease just to give the owner of the card a little dark humour in difficult times.
These cards for multiple conditions make the perfect gift either posted directly with a personalised note or sent to you where it could be added to a greeting card or care package/hamper.
Give the gift of getting out of anything - no explanation necessary.
Join me as we navigate through challenges life puts in our way - finding some light in the shade, a little smile and a sprinkle of fun to make times little more bearable on those harder days.
So tell me - How would you pull yours?




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