GET OUT OF ANYTHING
DARK HUMOUR METAL KEEPSAKE 'GET-OUT-OF-ANYTHING' CARDS
Secret Santa, Stocking Fillers and Table presents sorted – Shiny, cheeky and slightly inappropriate.
All cards under £10 with free UK postage
CATEGORIES
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All Cards in the Collection133 Products
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All Things Cancer11 Products
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Badges4 Products
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Bodily Repairs and Spare Parts16 Products
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Born This Way14 Products
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Christmas Chaos6 Products
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Chronic Illness15 Products
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Cornish Frames3 Products
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Departed and Devestated8 Products
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Do Not Disturb14 Products
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Hormone Havoc7 Products
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Lifes Big and Small Occasions13 Products
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Mind Matters18 Products
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New Parent Excuses8 Products
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Wedding1 Product
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Work Roast Collection7 Products
who are you buying for today?
I’m buying a gift
When "Get Well Soon” doesn’t cut it. Our gold metal cards are the perfect mix of sincere and unhinged — designed for every friend who’s been through it and deserves a little bit of gold chaos.
- Slides inside any greeting card (or gift envelope).
- Gets a real reaction, not a polite smile.
- Premium gold keepsake, because cardboard’s overrated.
I’m treating myself
Our gold metal cards are tiny trophies for surviving life (barely). Slip one in your wallet, proudly pull it out in front of family and friends and remember – coping is easier when its shiny.
- Feels luxurious. Costs less than therapy.
- Validates your chaos (in style).
- A daily reminder that your suffering matters most.
Whichever way — they’ll never forget it.
Get Out of Anything™ cards are credit-card-sized, gold metal, and completely over-the-top. They’re built to last longer than your patience, to be slipped into a greeting card, wallet, or handed over dramatically at the right moment.
One size fits all mental states.
How It Works
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Pick your card – Choose the perfect gold excuse card — whether it’s for you (because you deserve it) or for someone who needs a laugh, a pass, or just a little validation.
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Add to Cart – We pack it up with love (and zero judgment) – Signed, sealed and slightly inappropriate.
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Send or Keep – We’ll ship it straight to you or your chosen recipient. Keep it proudly, gift it generously — either way, you’ve just made life that little bit funnier.
OUR REVIEWS
A little bit About Me...
Hi, my name is Vicky and I am the proud owner of Get Out of Anything Cards.
I am a mum, wife, daughter, sister, friend and cancer survivor, and this fun and cheeky card business came about following my own cancer diagnosis in 2021.
During and after my 3 years of chemotherapy, hormone therapy, radiotherapy, preventative chemo and multiple surgeries, I—like lots of us—found dark humour the best way of dealing with it all.
“Pulling” the cancer card to get out of things I didn’t want to do (or get the things I did!) gave me the idea to make a physical one of my own!
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