Get Out Of Anything Cards

New Parent Excuses

Sleepless nights, chaos, and nappies—these shiny gold excuse cards are hilariously real cards for new parents barely holding it together.

Our New Parent Excuses collection is made for mums and dads surviving the chaos of newborn life. From sleepless nights to social bailouts, these shiny aluminum cards are the ultimate parenting hall pass—funny, permanent, and so very cool.

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