**Deckchair – always folds under pressure**
Workplace Roast Card – Funny Office Secret Santa Joke Gift
From One Card to a Full-Blown Roast Revolution
It all started with a single tongue in cheek joke during one of the toughest times of my life.
When I was going through cancer treatment, I created the original Cancer Card—a tiny slice of dark humour I could keep in my wallet and pull out whenever I needed a break, an excuse, or just a laugh. It wasn’t about making light of illness—it was about reclaiming joy when life felt heavy.
That one idea exploded into Get Out of Anything—a growing collection of over 100 premium gold aluminum cards for every excuse, every occasion, and now… every workplace roast imaginable.
Enter: The Workplace Roast Collection 🔥
Some colleagues deserve flowers.
Some deserve a pay rise.
And some deserve a gold-plated reality check.
The Workplace Roast Collection takes our signature credit card–sized keepsakes and turns them into precision-crafted insults—delivered with just enough style to pass as a thoughtful gift. From the Deck Chair who always folds under pressure, to the Motion Light who only works when someone walks past, these cards are brutal… but beautiful.
Why You Need This Card
- They last forever – made from hard-wearing gold aluminum (0.7mm thick), credit-card size, fits perfectly in a wallet.
- They spark conversation – this isn’t a throwaway gag gift; it’s a keepsake they’ll never forget (or forgive).
- They work in any delivery style – slip it into a greeting card, hide it in their desk, post it with a gift note, or go full chaos mode with our optional glitter bomb envelope.
- They’re the perfect Secret Santa or leaving gift – especially if you want to stay anonymous.
How to Use It
- Pick the roast that perfectly sums up your target.
- Decide whether you’re a proud sender or a mystery assassin.
- Choose standard or glitter bomb delivery.
- Sit back and wait for the reaction.
Where to Get Yours
The Workplace Roast Collection is available exclusively at GetOutOfAnything.com – order today and have your chosen insult on their desk, in their wallet, or flying out of a glitter-filled envelope before they know what’s hit them.
💌 Premium Gift Packaging Included – every card arrives in a coloured envelope with seal, ready to give, post, or slip in as the cheekiest surprise they’ll get all year.
Warning: May cause laughter, outrage, or an HR meeting.
Shipping Information
We want your card to arrive safely and quickly:
UK Orders: Sent via 2nd Class Post (untracked) and typically arrive within 2 3 working days after dispatch.
International Orders: Sent via Standard International Post (untracked) and can take up to 12 working days to arrive.
Bank Holidays: We continue to post orders as normal, but please allow a little extra time for delivery during these periods.
Join the Get Out of Anything Movement
These cards are more than just a novelty—it’s a keepsake, a conversation starter, and a smile waiting to happen. Our growing range of cards gives people a way to embrace humour, lighten life’s load, and get out of anything (well… almost anything).
Send a gift that sparks joy, or treat yourself to a little light hearted relief.
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