Introducing the new “Christmas Grinch Card – Tinsel makes me itch“
The Christmas Collection is here – a set of premium gold wallet cards designed to bring cheeky humour, festive sparkle, and a dose of mischief to the holiday season. Perfect as stocking fillers, Christmas Eve box surprises, Secret Santa, gag gifts, or just as a funny token slipped inside a greeting card.
Whether you’re looking for a witty way to dodge family drama, escape office parties, or simply spread a little light-hearted joy, these cards give the recipient the official right to “Pull the Christmas Card.”
Like all of our Get Out of Anything cards, this collection is designed to spark a smile when it’s needed most. Life can get heavy (even at Christmas), so why not lighten it with a playful keepsake that lasts forever?
Why People Love Our Christmas Collection
Premium quality, unique humour, and zero expiry date – our cards are already loved worldwide, with thousands sold and amazing customer feedback:
“Perfect stocking stuffer—had everyone laughing.”
“Brilliant quality and hilarious idea. My brother keeps it in his wallet.”
“Better than a novelty gag gift—this actually feels like a keepsake.”
“Cheeky, funny, and so well made. I’ve already ordered more.”
From our first ever Cancer Card to today’s 100+ designs, every card is made to deliver a smile. The Christmas edition carries the same spirit—funny, relatable, and a little bit cheeky.
A Funny Christmas Gift That Lasts Forever
These cards never expire and are the perfect festive keepsake for:
– Stocking fillers
– Secret Santa gifts
– Christmas Eve box surprises
– Funny festive tokens for friends, family, or colleagues
Product Details
Finish: Gold with sleek black text
Material: Hard-wearing metal (0.7mm thick)
Size: 54mm x 85mm (credit card size, fits perfectly in a wallet)
Print: Single sided
Gift-Ready Packaging
Each Christmas card comes with an additional coloured envelope and seal, making it ideal to slip into a Christmas card, add to a gift box, or hand over as a festive surprise. A glitter bomb envelope can also be added for extra festive mischief.
Shipping Information
UK Orders: Sent via 2nd Class Post (untracked), usually 2–3 working days. (1st class upgrade available)
International Orders: Sent via Standard International Post (untracked), up to 12 working days.
Bank Holidays: We post as normal, but please allow extra time during busy Christmas periods.
Join the Get Out of Anything Movement
The Christmas Collection is more than a novelty stocking filler—it’s a premium keepsake, a conversation starter, and a smile that fits in your pocket. Spread festive cheer (with a cheeky twist) and gift something unforgettable this Christmas.
Why You Need This Card
- They last forever – made from hard-wearing gold aluminum (0.7mm thick), credit-card size, fits perfectly in a wallet.
- They spark conversation – this isn’t a throwaway gag gift; it’s a keepsake they’ll never forget (or forgive).
- They work in any delivery style – slip it into a greeting card, hide it in their desk, post it with a gift note, or go full chaos mode with our optional glitter bomb envelope.
- They’re the perfect Secret Santa, stocking filler or gag gift – especially if you want to stay anonymous.
How to Use It
- Pick the card that perfectly sums up your target.
- Decide whether you’re a proud sender or a mystery assassin.
- Choose standard or glitter bomb delivery.
- Sit back and wait for the reaction.
Where to Get Yours
The Christmas Chaos Collection is available exclusively at GetOutOfAnything.com – order today and have your chosen insult on their desk, in their wallet, or flying out of a glitter-filled envelope before they know what’s hit them.
Premium Gift Packaging Included – every card arrives in a coloured envelope with seal, ready to give, post, or slip in as the cheekiest surprise they’ll get all year.
Warning: May cause laughter, outrage, or an HR meeting.
Shipping Information
We want your card to arrive safely and quickly:
UK Orders: Sent via 2nd Class Post (untracked) and typically arrive within 2 3 working days after dispatch.
International Orders: Sent via Standard International Post (untracked) and can take up to 12 working days to arrive.
Bank Holidays: We continue to post orders as normal, but please allow a little extra time for delivery during these periods.
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