Frequently Asked Questions
At Get Out of Anything, we make premium gold aluminum excuse cards — credit card–sized keepsakes that help you laugh, dodge, and gift in style. Whether you’re shopping for yourself or looking for a funny-yet-classy gift, here’s everything you need to know before buying.
📦 Orders & Shipping
How long does shipping take?
Orders are usually dispatched within 1–2 business days. UK delivery takes around 2–4 days, while international orders may take up to 12 working days depending on your location. You will be notified as soon as your card is on its way.
Do you ship worldwide?
Yes! Our cards have made it to wallets all over the globe. No matter where you are, we’ll deliver your perfect excuse.
Can I return or exchange a card?
If your card arrives damaged or isn’t what you expected, we’ll replace it or refund you — no excuses needed.
🎁 Choosing & Gifting
How do I choose the right card?
Think about the excuse you (or your friend) most often need. We’ve got collections covering illness, bad habits, awkward social escapes and new parents. Can’t decide? Buy a few — they cover more ground and make brilliant gifts.
Can I buy these as a gift?
Definitely. Our cards slip perfectly into greeting cards, wallets, or gift bags. They’re premium, funny, and designed to be kept forever but you can of course also buy one for yourself!
💳 Product Details
What are Get Out of Anything cards made of?
Each card is printed on premium gold aluminum, credit-card sized, and built to last forever. They’re proper keepsakes, not flimsy novelty paper.
Are the cards reusable?
Yes! Unlike paper jokes, these are meant to be flashed again and again. One excuse, infinite uses.
What makes your cards different from other novelty gifts?
Most novelty cards end up in the bin. Ours feel like luxury — heavy, metallic, and gift-worthy. They’re funny, cheeky, and collectable.
How do I care for my card?
They’re low-maintenance. A quick wipe with a soft cloth will keep the shine looking brand new.